
Tony Runs This House (Sort Of)
Tony’s the patriarch — a Yorkie who’s somehow father (and grandfather) to most of this crew. His pack includes Shadow the black lab, Vanilla Ice the blonde German Shepherd, Lulu (his Chihuahua-Shih Tzu mix partner-in-crime), their kids Loretta, Jamal & Rosita, Phil (Tony’s pup with a Pomeranian mom), and Lee, Phibi, Punchie & Chuie — it’s a lot, don’t ask. Then there’s Larry the cat, who supervises from a higher elevation and answers to no one, plus Hotch and Meno the turtles, who’ve seen things, and Blue and Einstein the birds, who have opinions. Sixteen animals means we’ve tried a lot of stuff. The bad stuff gets returned. The good stuff ends up here.
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Tony’s Gang Seal of Approval
Picked, sniffed, and slept on by the king of the house.
Larry Approved
He doesn’t approve much. This made the cut.

Hotch & Meno Tested
Slow to judge, but they know quality when they see it.

Blue & Einstein’s Pick
One’s smart, one just talks a lot. Either way, they know good gear.
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