🐢 Reptile & Aquatic Gear
Hotch and Meno move slow, but they know what’s worth having in a tank. Everything here passed inspection from two very unbothered turtles.
🐢Turtle Basking Platform
Hotch and Meno needed somewhere to actually dry off and warm up, not just float around looking unbothered. This dock clips onto the tank wall, holds the temp and humidity gauge right where we can check it, and the non-slip ramp means no more watching a turtle attempt free solo climbing. Escape-proof lid included, because apparently that needed to be a selling point.
🐢 Turtle Water Conditioner
Tap water isn’t turtle-safe straight out of the faucet, and this fixes that in one squeeze. Neutralizes chlorine and chloramine, detoxifies ammonia, and keeps their shells and skin from getting irritated. Eight ounces treats a lot of water changes before you need a new bottle.
🐢 Turtle Tank Toy Set
Turtles get bored, and bored turtles just bump into the glass all day. The suction cup brush doubles as an algae scrubber and a toy they’ll actually push around, and the four balls give them something to bat at that isn’t each other.
🐢 Turtle Feeding Ring (2-Pack)
Before this, feeding time meant food scattered across the whole tank and cloudy water an hour later. The suction cup ring keeps it contained in one spot, and the nitrifying balls help cut down on the mess breaking down the water quality. Works for the turtles and doubles for the fish too.
🐢 Large Sun-Dried Red Shrimp
This is the one Hotch and Meno actually get excited about. Sun-dried, no additives, and it disappears the second it hits the water. Good source of protein and honestly the fastest way to get two very slow animals to move with purpose.
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